"you are a jerk off. a wasted jerk off. like the ones right before you end up meeting someone and want to have sex but you cannot because you just jerked off. yes, that is you."
i mean, how great is that? seriously. sometimes a simple "fuck you" just doesn't resonate the way that you want it to clang around in their head. sometimes you just have to pull out a nice metaphor/simile...whatever.
Wednesday, January 30
Friday, January 11
new knitting project. uses Noro Silk Garden 211 & Berroco Ultra Alpaca 6287. the sweater will be for my mom. i am using a pattern i found on knitty.com for a men's sweater, but i have modified a little bit. first i am using smaller needles (one size), the smallest size listed in the pattern, and i will probably adjust the neck configuration.