Thursday, October 29
Tuesday, June 30
for your consideration
babies are cute. the produce things that are not cute.
i like owning a house. you know why? you can paint on the walls.
Thursday, June 25
Friday, June 19
a rant
so i got the "you('re) incredibly wonderful, kind and sweet. but for people like us it('s) a matter of finding the person made for us. i am not sure but doubt that i am the one for you and vice versa."
via text. perhaps he is right.
fucking singledom plague. i wonder how i caught it.
via text. perhaps he is right.
fucking singledom plague. i wonder how i caught it.
Tuesday, June 9
it is not an urban legend
no one ever believed me. now i have definitive proof.
Yes, there is something wrong with my cat. But at least the dog never woke up.
Yes, there is something wrong with my cat. But at least the dog never woke up.
Thursday, June 4
headlines
so i went over to the local groovy papers website this morning to check the personals. why? well i am a glutton for punishment. let's review the headlines and infer some meaning.
"looking for cut men only" - i wish i could say that this meant athletic, but it doesn't. he also shares that he doesn't have teeth. pass.
"DTE 4 friends & more" - i don't know what DTE means. and i hate the use of 4 insubstitution of for. pass.
"come on everyone needs someone?" - if you are asking the question then the answer is no. you stink of desperation. buy a cat. pass.
"Intelligent, Laid Back, Adventurous" - it's like resume writing time. pass.
"Passionate Intelligent Open Crazy Artist" - um, what the fuck is "open" doing in your headline. did you just miss the "ly". that would make more sense. anyway, i don't do crazy anymore. pass.
"Classy bum" - fuck this. you are a stuck up unemployed person? good thing you live in burlington. pass.
"Hello...just looking..." - okay then why did you create a profile? pass.
"Stark Raving Mad but hanginon" - please don't stop taking your meds. seriously, why are people so willing to share their mental disorders in personals? pass.
"ISO Another Laid Back Guy" - the headline is fine. i might even be interested. however, the photo doesn't not show a 24 year old's face. more like a 44 year old's face. both ages do not interest me.
"Woodstove heart looking for fuel" - clever but does this mean that you are so rustic you don't have a central heating system that does not require walking out to the wood pile? i'm concerned. further, do you sprinkle all your comments with this sort of rustic simile? pass.
"Looking for Romance and LTR" - ugh. pass.
"Crunchy on the inside" - aren't you supposed to be soft and loving on the inside? i'd prefer not to date someone who is nice on the outside and a bitch on the inside. but you are cute, so that's good. pass.
"Looking for a good catch" - boring. funny though because his photo looks like a beached mammal. pass.
"looking for cut men only" - i wish i could say that this meant athletic, but it doesn't. he also shares that he doesn't have teeth. pass.
"DTE 4 friends & more" - i don't know what DTE means. and i hate the use of 4 insubstitution of for. pass.
"come on everyone needs someone?" - if you are asking the question then the answer is no. you stink of desperation. buy a cat. pass.
"Intelligent, Laid Back, Adventurous" - it's like resume writing time. pass.
"Passionate Intelligent Open Crazy Artist" - um, what the fuck is "open" doing in your headline. did you just miss the "ly". that would make more sense. anyway, i don't do crazy anymore. pass.
"Classy bum" - fuck this. you are a stuck up unemployed person? good thing you live in burlington. pass.
"Hello...just looking..." - okay then why did you create a profile? pass.
"Stark Raving Mad but hanginon" - please don't stop taking your meds. seriously, why are people so willing to share their mental disorders in personals? pass.
"ISO Another Laid Back Guy" - the headline is fine. i might even be interested. however, the photo doesn't not show a 24 year old's face. more like a 44 year old's face. both ages do not interest me.
"Woodstove heart looking for fuel" - clever but does this mean that you are so rustic you don't have a central heating system that does not require walking out to the wood pile? i'm concerned. further, do you sprinkle all your comments with this sort of rustic simile? pass.
"Looking for Romance and LTR" - ugh. pass.
"Crunchy on the inside" - aren't you supposed to be soft and loving on the inside? i'd prefer not to date someone who is nice on the outside and a bitch on the inside. but you are cute, so that's good. pass.
"Looking for a good catch" - boring. funny though because his photo looks like a beached mammal. pass.
Friday, May 22
Tuesday, April 21
Tuesday, February 10
Amelia
Announcing the arrival of Amelia Hope! She's pretty awesome. Oh yeah, and I knit that blanket and hat.
Monday, January 26
Friday, January 9
Thursday, January 8
Sunday, January 4
grrrr...
okay, i am being bad about posting new stuff on here, but oh well. i do have photos of a few projects, i just need to get off my butt and upload them, once i actually download them from the camera.
in the meantime i am going to use today to determine if i am alone and bitter about it. for some reason the parting blow of an idiot is making me a little crazy obsessive about if it was accurate.
in the meantime i am going to use today to determine if i am alone and bitter about it. for some reason the parting blow of an idiot is making me a little crazy obsessive about if it was accurate.
Wednesday, December 3
Monday, November 10
boogers
ah the weekend is over.
friday night was the emotion-suppressing-dancing-and-drinking-with-lesbians night. you know, my favorite thing to do that thankfully occurs once each month. i know that they get all bitter when you call it womyn's night (the event sponsors)but just like g.w.'s legacy you cannot change historical reference. plus i love womyn's night! it is always awesome with tons of people and great music - not the "music" that lacks scales which is popular in gay clubs across the world.
saturday was the emotion-suppressing-shopping-with-best-friend-jen day. i bought what i lovingly refer to as "jew dishes" because they were being sold for channukkah. i totally bought a whole set and they rock! "why the blue and white?" i asked everyone. well: "Blue and white are the colors of a Tallit (prayer shawl), and the Israeli flag, which symbolizes a Star of David on a Tallit. In the Bible, the Israelites are commanded to have some of the threads of their Tallit dyed blue to remind them of the sky and God." now we are all better people for this knowledge.
sunday was the day of hell called tech. i stood for very long periods of time while lights were set and microphones were positioned. then i took a pill and went to bed.
now it is monday. i am at work. my emotion suppressing activities did not really help the under laying problems, but hopefully as time passes the first issue will lessen and the second issue will be resolved by medical tests. then the world will be good.
friday night was the emotion-suppressing-dancing-and-drinking-with-lesbians night. you know, my favorite thing to do that thankfully occurs once each month. i know that they get all bitter when you call it womyn's night (the event sponsors)but just like g.w.'s legacy you cannot change historical reference. plus i love womyn's night! it is always awesome with tons of people and great music - not the "music" that lacks scales which is popular in gay clubs across the world.
saturday was the emotion-suppressing-shopping-with-best-friend-jen day. i bought what i lovingly refer to as "jew dishes" because they were being sold for channukkah. i totally bought a whole set and they rock! "why the blue and white?" i asked everyone. well: "Blue and white are the colors of a Tallit (prayer shawl), and the Israeli flag, which symbolizes a Star of David on a Tallit. In the Bible, the Israelites are commanded to have some of the threads of their Tallit dyed blue to remind them of the sky and God." now we are all better people for this knowledge.
sunday was the day of hell called tech. i stood for very long periods of time while lights were set and microphones were positioned. then i took a pill and went to bed.
now it is monday. i am at work. my emotion suppressing activities did not really help the under laying problems, but hopefully as time passes the first issue will lessen and the second issue will be resolved by medical tests. then the world will be good.
Monday, November 3
Friday, October 31
Tuesday, October 28
Josh meets Sophie Anne
So I went to NYC. You saw the photos. I saw Gypsy starring Patty LuPone. She was awesome, but she has nothing on this little bundle of sweetness I finally had the honor of meeting.
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